OH JUSTIN BIEBER, FROM A WOMAN'S POINT OF YOU, VERY VERY CUTE, BUT WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU WEARING? THIS MIGHT GET ME DEATH THREATS FROM BELIEBER FANATICS, BUT I AM RISKING IT FOR THE SAKE OF MANKIND.
FIRSTLY. I REALISE HE IS ONLY 19 YEARS OLD, BUT YOU HAVE ACCESS TO CASH AND THIS IS WHAT YOU COME UP WITH. I DO NOT EXPECT THE POOR BOY TO WEAR A SUIT, BUT THERE HAS TO BE SOME FASHION SENSE UNDERNEATH THOSE HATS.
SECONDLY. I HAVE WALKED PAST A FEW TEEN BOYS AND EVEN YOUNG MEN AND I BLAME YOU ON THE DOWNFALL OF YOUNG MEN'S FASHION. CAN YOU NOT AFFORD A GAY STYLIST?
THIRDLY. WEARING MC HAMMER PANTS MAKES IT LOOK LIKE YOU'RE POOPING YOURSELF. NO FEMALE FAN WANTS THAT.
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